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US Closes South African offices under unexplained circumstances

The US has quickly and mysteriously closed all offices In South Africa. This sort of closure is a rare even and not done unless there is an immediate threat. There has been evidence of a massive out-of-control horde of the undead in certain regios of South Africa.Africa has been known as a hotbed of Zombie-ism, since it is where the earliest reports have been historically traced back to. There have been several historical records and local mythologies relating to the walking dead.

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Location

Johannesburg
South Africa
25° 55' 16.176" S, 28° 6' 58.3596" E
News Story Title: 
US Embassy in South Africa closes for security
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US Closes South African offices under unexplained circumstances
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Posted Tue, 09/22/2009 - 16:55 by Ben

Zombie Infested City; Buildings to Be Demolished

     There have been several reported outbreaks reported by zombie watchers in the western provinces of China. This region, while mostly unknown to most of the world previous to these outbreaks of strange violence, has an ancient history of walking dead. This area is shrouded from the western world with secrecy by the Chinese government. They have attempted, according to reports, to keep this story from escaping their national borders. When they lost control, the official story became that a group of people are injecting others with a strange syrum.

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Location

URUMQI
China
43° 46' 57.6084" N, 87° 35' 11.4612" E
News Story Title: 
China to demolish Kadeer buildings in restive Urumqi
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Zombie Infested City; Buildings to Be Demolished
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Posted Mon, 09/21/2009 - 15:13 by Ben

German Teen Zombie Hunter Killed in Crossfire

A lone teen-age Zombie Hunter was killed in the cross-fire when police were called in to a misunderstood Zombie Outbreak. His school had been overrun by schoolkids-turned-undead and he had destroyed most of the undead. Town police had were called in by neighbors reporting the groans and screams, but they did not understand that this was a war against  the undead. A Zed Hasmat crew appeared shortly after for clean-up and instructed the local authorities to report his as a teen school murder spree.

Zombie Outbreak in German School

Location

Ansbach
Germany
49° 18' 2.6424" N, 10° 34' 17.3136" E
See map: Google Maps
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German Teen Zombie Hunter Killed in Crossfire
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Posted Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:00 by ZombieRepellent

DC Police quarantine neighborhood sections for zombie containment

Under the presupposition of limiting outbreaks of gang violence, the DC government has set up roadblock limiting the entry and exit into certain outbreak high risk areas. Zombie outbreak history has lent evidence that low income neighborhoods are at higher risk due to a multitude of factors, including, gang communication, poor hygiene, violence, and increased interpersonal exposure to the possibly infected furthermore, homes in these high risk areas are often crowded and have offered only limited barriers to infection.

Location

DCWashington, DC
United States
38° 53' 31.5276" N, 77° 1' 26.598" W
See map: Google Maps
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Posted Thu, 07/30/2009 - 19:07 by Ben

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